The Hero We Deserve

NYTimes: “Are you all right?” Mr. Ryan asked Cal, who was technically doing a half-dab, while one of his arms was occupied holding the Bible. He nodded to the speaker of the House, and said yes. Mr. Marshall, oblivious, continued to pose for the photographer.

Cal, unable to contain his delight at his own joke, laughed again when his father turned around, and Mr. Ryan asked him to put his hand down.

As of Tuesday afternoon, Cal is apparently grounded.